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YOU are needed to make the difference! ABA Paraprofessional in Middletown, New Jersey 07748

OOS Management Corp.Middletown Township🇺🇸United StatesPosted Oct 13, 2026

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Mid Senior
Work mode
Hybrid
Location
Middletown Township, United States
Posted
10 hours ago
LESSSpeech Therapy

Job Description

🛑🚢⚓ ATTENTION MIDDLETOWN: STOP SCROLLING. YOUR BORING JOB SEARCH ENDS RIGHT HERE. PERIOD. ⚓🚢🛑
Middletown, New Jersey… let’s be totally honest. Your current job is probably draining your soul, your bank account is judging your lifestyle choices, and you're tired of reading copy-and-pasted corporate job ads written by robots. 🤖❌
Well, the imaginary committee of highly opinionated Monmouth County seagulls has officially rejected your old routine. 🐦📋
They’ve dumped the boring resumes in the Navesink River.
They’ve unanimously squawked: WE NEED A REFRESH. 😭😂
💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜
📍 MIDDLETOWN, NJ (Right in your backyard!)
💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR! (Yes, your eyes are working perfectly.)
🧩 CHANGE A CHILD’S WORLD 1-on-1 WHILE DOING GIGS THAT ACTUALLY FEEL ALIVE!
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🧪 THE DEEPLY SCIENTIFIC MIDDLETOWN VIBE CHECK
Please proceed only if you can survive this high-stakes personality test:
🧦 Can you keep your cool when the entire day’s schedule decides to completely improvise?
🎨 Can you turn a plastic spoon and some play-doh into an epic space mission? 🚀
🏆 Do you celebrate a kiddo mastering a new skill like your favorite team just won the championship? 🏆
🦆 Can you pull off being a total, goofy kid-at-heart while staying professional and tracking data?
💜 Do you actually care about helping an autistic child navigate their world with pure confidence?
If you answered yes…
CONGRATULATIONS. THE GOAT HILL WILDLIFE BOARD HAS APPROVED YOUR EXISTENCE. 🐐✅
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🎮 YOUR NEW DAILY SIDE QUESTS (WITH ACTUAL PURPOSE)
You’ll work one-on-one with a fantastic child, transforming routine behavior goals into massive real-world victories.
Your inventory of daily tasks will include:
🧩 Stealthily hiding communication targets inside a high-stakes game of tag.
🎲 Playing board games where the actual mission is teaching patience and turn-taking.
🎨 Becoming an absolute master of high-fives, silly faces, and radical encouragement.
🌟 Witnessing tiny, monumental breakthroughs that completely shift a family’s path.
Think less "staring at a spreadsheet until your soul leaves your body" and more using your brain, heart, and high energy to change a kid's week.
THIS IS NOT A DESK JOB. IT’S PLAYTIME, RE-ENGINEERED WITH A PURPOSE. 🥹💜
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💸 THE PART THAT MAKES YOUR DEBIT CARD CELEBRATE
💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR!
Your checking account just sat up straight.
Your Wawa coffee and Taylor Ham budget just threw an absolute rager. ☕📈
⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME SHIFTS
We offer afternoon, evening, and weekend hours that slide perfectly around your Monmouth University classes, your other job, or your busy life.
🎓 UPGRADE YOUR RESUME!
Pursuing a path in Psychology, Special Ed, Speech Therapy, or Social Work? This hands-on experience is pure gold on a grad school application. 🌟
🤝 ZERO EXPERIENCE? DO NOT PANIC.
We don't expect you to show up with a briefcase full of behavioral science magic.
NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO APPLY!
If you are kind, reliable, playful, and ready to learn, our BCBAs will teach you everything you need to know (and we pay you during training!).
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🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION
✅ You possess a genuinely huge heart.
✅ You understand that learning takes time and deep patience.
✅ You show up when you say you’re going to show up. No ghosting.
✅ You bring warm, infectious, positive energy into a room.
🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TOY DINOSAUR TEA PARTY WITH A COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACE.
Please do not actually bite the plastic t-rex. HR is begging you. 😭🦖
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📣 MIDDLETOWN, THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO SWITCH GIGS.
A job paying $25–$30/hour.
Top-tier paid training and highly transferable resume skills.
The chance to be a child’s absolute favorite person.
And 100% freedom from the boring corporate grind. 🙅‍♂️❌
💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA
📍 Middletown, New Jersey
💸 $25–$30 per hour
🎓 Paid RBT training provided!
📞 INTERESTED? SEND A MESSAGE, DROP AN APPLICATION, OR SHOUT OUT TO US RIGHT NOW!
Come join a squad where your unique energy is celebrated, patience is a literal superpower, and the little things make the biggest difference.
🦅 P.S. The seagulls are still watching. If you don't apply, they're going to steal your fries at the beach. Don't risk it. 😂💜

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